Living in Houston and not driving (which is another story all in itself) one learns very quickly how to make the Metro bus system work in your favor.
One of the major routes (for me) involves the length of Westheimer and the bus numbered 82. I have maintained for years that Metro should charge an extra entertainment fee for the 82 bus … I’ve seen street preachers, hook-ups, un-hook-ups, and the “chair lady” 
who rode the bus with her beach chair and her imaginary boyfriend. (I’ve posted about her before)
Last night was no exception to the entertainment. I actually was looking around to see if maybe we were a part of that television show “What Would You Do”, but then I realized that nope, it’s just people forgetting that talking on a cell phone is NOT a private conversation ~ especially at a loud volume!
I sent a txt to my daughter C about that and she wanted to know what I meant. I’m sure she’s sorry she asked…. In a short space of time I got so much TMI (too much information) my main difficulty was not busting out laughing.
I found out about a really bad boss,a school party that went awry (“her two-year old couldn’t even carry her own tray!!”), some really bad customers, a post-break-up break-up … 
but the topper of the conversations had to have been the faults of a current boy friend. Let’s just say, one of his really bad habits is wearing his socks for two days in a row, then leaving them on the bedroom floor.
Way, way, waaaaaay TMI!!!! ( to say nothing of the ewwwww factor)
I think there’s a TV show possible involving the 82 bus … but I’m not sure I’d watch it!!!!!
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